Thursday, July 8, 2010

Scene 40

INT. GAY BAR - NIGHT
Frau Knobloch and Angelique are already a bit drunk.

FRAU KNOBLOCH
(to Bartender)
We need another drink.

BARTENDER
Better let those catch up with you.

FRAU KNOBLOCH
I want another!

BARTENDER
OK, one more, but then I gotta’ cut you off. Oh, looks like the show’s starting. JR’s up first.

FRAU KNOBLOCH
JR?

ANGELIQUE
JR?

Bartender serves two more drinks. Frau Knobloch and Angelique become increasingly drunk.
The theme song to “Dallas” starts to play. Frau Knobloch and Angelique have their own personal religious experiences when they hear it. JR, a striptease version of the character from “Dallas,” enters, poses, dances.

FRAU KNOBLOCH
JR!

ANGELIQUE
JR!

FRAU KNOBLOCH
Shhhhhhhhh!

ANGELIQUE
Shhhhhhhhh!

Angelique waves to JR, eliciting an angry look from Frau Knobloch.
Frau Knobloch tries to catch JR’s eye by drinking her JR’s Special seductively and posing. Angelique tries to catch up by downing her drink and licking her lips. Frau Knobloch finishes her drink and pours ice into her cleavage.

ANGELIQUE
We play fair, right?

FRAU KNOBLOCH
Ja, OK. You too.

JR does a particularly sexy move. Angelique shrieks and runs for him. Frau Knobloch stops her. JR throws a small piece of clothing to the audience. Frau Knobloch runs for it, pushing several men out of the way.

FRAU KNOBLOCH
I got it!!!

JR dances on the bar. Man in Drag Three tucks a bill into JR’s pants. Angelique hits him with her purse. Man in Drag Four starts feeling JR up. Frau Knobloch shoves him. In the meantime, Angelique climbs on the bar. Frau Knobloch becomes infuriated and climbs on the bar on JR’s other side.

BARTENDER
Hey, no customers on the bar!

Angelique starts touching JR, prompting Frau Knobloch to do the same. Angelique grabs JR’s arm. Frau Knobloch grabs his other arm. Angelique pulls JR towards her.

ANGELIQUE
He is mine!

Frau Knobloch pulls JR to her.

FRAU KNOBLOCH
Mine!

JR
Security!

ANGELIQUE
Mine!

FRAU KNOBLOCH
Mine!

JR
Security!

Bartender climbs on the bar and tries to stop Angelique, who accidentally backhands her in the face. Man in Drag Five tries to stop Frau Knobloch who wrestles with him, causes his wig to come off in her hand. She screams, then punches him.

JR
Security!!!

In the midst of their tug-a-war, they accidentally knock JR off the bar, and a candle falls over. JR is unconscious.

FRAU KNOBLOCH
JR?

ANGELIQUE
JR?

The curtains catch on fire from the candle.

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