Scene 39

INT. - GAY BAR - NIGHT
Bartender serves two drinks. Frau Knobloch downs the entire drink. Angelique, so as to not be shown up, downs hers too.

BARTENDER
Whoa whoa whoa!

FRAU KNOBLOCH
I have another.

ANGELIQUE
Me too!

BARTENDER
They’re strong, you know.

ANGELIQUE
(flirting)
Not as strong as me.

FRAU KNOBLOCH
We are German.

Bartender serves two more drinks. MAN IN DRAG ONE orders a drink next to Frau Knobloch.

MAN IN DRAG ONE
Oooh honey, you look great. And those look real.

Man in Drag One feels Frau Knobloch’s breasts.

MAN IN DRAG ONE
Hmmmmm ... Feel real too. You go girl!

Man in Drag One picks up his drink and walks away.

FRAU KNOBLOCH
What was that???

ANGELIQUE
Ami custom?

FRAU KNOBLOCH
I not like this custom.

ANGELIQUE
Are mine OK?

MAN IN DRAG TWO approaches the bar to order a drink.

MAN IN DRAG TWO
Your moomoo is fabulous. And how’d you get these to look so good?

Man in Drag Two reaches out to touch Frau Knobloch’s breasts. She slaps his hands away.

MAN IN DRAG TWO
Touchy!

Man in Drag Two turns away and orders a drink.

ANGELIQUE
You must be culturally understanding. When in Rome, do as the Romans do.

FRAU KNOBLOCH
You know what the Romans did?

ANGELIQUE
Yeah, and it’s time you did it too. You made her feel bad. Show cultural awareness. Do it!

FRAU KNOBLOCH
(to Man in Drag Two)
OK, I am ready. You may touch them.

MAN IN DRAG TWO
You’re adorable.
(squeezes her breasts)
And those are hot. I didn’t get mine together so good. Give ‘em a squeeze.

Frau Knobloch looks to Angelique, upset. Angelique gestures insistently. Frau Knobloch gingerly squeezes Man in Drag Two’s breasts.

FRAU KNOBLOCH
They are a little hard.

MAN IN DRAG TWO
I was in a hurry, so I just tossed in a couple grapefruits. Do you think anyone will notice?

FRAU KNOBLOCH
No, no. They are very nice.

MAN IN DRAG TWO
You’re sweet.

Man in Drag Two picks up his drink and walks away.

ANGELIQUE
Good.

FRAU KNOBLOCH
Very strange people in this country!