Scene 33

INT. JUTTA’S APARTMENT, OFFICE - DAY
Frau Knobloch is at the computer, working on Jutta's online dating profile.

FRAU KNOBLOCH
(typing)
Strong German woman look for snuggly puppy dog. I do the spanking. You lick my boot.
(hits enter)
Wunderbar!

PING

FRAU KNOBLOCH
Oh.

PING ... PING, PING

FRAU KNOBLOCH
Oh!

PING, PING, PING ... leading to an avalanche of PING’s.

FRAU KNOBLOCH
Jutta, hurry!!!

Jutta enters.

FRAU KNOBLOCH
You are very popular.

JUTTA
I have to visit three homeless shelters.

Jutta shoos Frau Knobloch out. She approaches the computer to turn it off, then hesitates.

JUTTA
Hmmmmmm ...
(clicks mouse, reads)

SEXY MALE VOICE (V.O.)
Cuddly little doggy wants to make your every wish come true.

JUTTA
Sick!

Jutta begins to shut down the computer, hesitates, reads.

SEXY MALE VOICE (V.O.)
I’ve been a bad little puppy and need discipline.

JUTTA
Ewww!

Jutta begins to shut down the computer, hesitates. She clicks on the picture, likes what she sees, types a message.

JUTTA (V.O.)
So what are you hiding behind those enormous doggy ears?
(hits enter)
Must be some weirdo with an owner/pet complex.

PING

SEXY MALE VOICE (V.O.)
You know what they say about big ears.

Jutta gasps, then reads further.

SEXY MALE VOICE (V.O.)
Pure submission waiting to fulfill your every order.

JUTTA (V.O.)
(typing)
What if I’m too much for you? I’m told I’m very domineering.
(hits enter)
Oh, I can’t! I can’t!

PING

SEXY MALE VOICE (V.O.)
Play fetch with me in the park, and we’ll see. You bring the dog biscuits.

Jutta types with excitement, then stops. Frau Knobloch hides behind the door watching.

JUTTA
Chris.

She runs out the front door. Frau Knobloch approaches the computer and reads. She dials her cell phone.

FRAU KNOBLOCH
Angelika? At the pet store? Buy dog biscuits.